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the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.
bazzer was playing the trouser drums at the bar for 2 minutes last night before he realised he'd left his wallet at home on the mantle piece!
noun.
what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation
1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"
2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."
The trail of hair of from the belly button to the pubic area.
-On guys :)
-On girls :(
- Also known as a "Happy Trail"
The hair from Zach's trouser trail was caught in his zipper.
When you have major wood in the crotchal area but you are wearing some sort of loose garment around there so your purple headed yogurt slinger is clearly visible- thus like a tent
'Dude, How many does your Trouser Tent accomodate!'
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A ver long, out of date fanny.
"i think i have a trouser minge"
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Slang term for ejaculated semen.
She squinted after being hit in the eye with trouser snot.
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To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.
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