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The Toddler Effect

When someone is crying for whatever reason, and you begin to cry without knowing why. its just the reaction to them crying.

when i walked in the room and they were crying, i found myself being overpowered by the toddler effect, and i have no clue why.

by The List Maker May 3, 2012

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Tart Toddler

One who commits an act of Tart Toddling

That Tart Toddler made me eat a stale poptart!

by Dooley July 16, 2006

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The Shitty Toddler

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you discretely stick your thumb in her butt and then put it in her mouth.

Yo I totally did The Shitty Toddler with that bitch from the club last night.

by NigAndNog July 10, 2012

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Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 27, 2017

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Toddler's Body

A person with little baby arms and little stumpy legs and a chubby barrel body. The person has a tendancy to toddle when they walk.

Whoa, scuzzy has got a little toddler's body!

by robinski September 24, 2007

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toddler crotch

When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.

Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.

by hakunamachado January 14, 2011

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Toddler Cocktail

a alcoholic mixed drink made from apple juice, vodka, and frozen rasberries.

" Monica, can you make a Toddler Cocktail."

by Coastie Wifey April 18, 2010

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