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Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance
Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?
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alcohol and hallucinogens
"hey man, what are we doing tonight?"
"toffee coated rainbows!"
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an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.
Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!
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When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.
Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*
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When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"
When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.
Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please
To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.
me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"