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A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.
"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."
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When you stand on an apple box to have sex up against a wall because you're too short otherwise.
Hey Jeremiah, that chick is too tall for you.
Don't worry Ben, I can fuck her Tom Cruise Style.
Usually happens during a two person group. One person will get stuck doing all the work. While the other slacks off and plays Tap Tap Revolution 3 on his iPhone.
Dude 1: "Fuck man, I got stuck with that guy again."
Dude 2: "Who him? Yeah, total tool man. He usually nods off and goes into Tom Cruise Control."
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a homosexual male who likes pretty straight guys.
Your dad bought a convertible Mustang? I knew he was a Tom Cruise fan.
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1.)The newest form of "in the closet".
2.)The act of hiding something.
Example 1.)"Hey, I didn't know John was gay."
"Yeah, he is, but he's still deep in Tom Cruise's apartment. So don't say anything to his parents, okay?"
Example 2.)"I hear the Bush family has a lot of skeletons in Tom Cruise's apartment".
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when you lock into tom cruise control you are in the most focused yet chill mood ever you are unstoppable and insanely cool
"did you see Al Pacino in heat?"
"yeah I did he locked inn tom cruise control"
A discreet way to refer to a nipple erection (see also nipple freeze, nipple stand, nippleboners, nipplection, nippleitis, and nipplitis). Derives from Tom Cruise's tendency to "act" with his fingers: pointing with both forefingers to emphasize something he's saying. Particularly evident in Jerry Maguire (the finger acting,that is, not the stiff nipples). The term is not gender-specific.
It was cold out, and she was having a Tom Cruise moment.
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