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A man with a lot of respect and power. Loyal to nobody, and attracts many women with his huge, throbbing personality. If you see him on the streets give him a fist bump. Largest Penis in the world. Respectable. Respects the absolute HECK out of all women! Women can faint from the amount of respect he gives them.
Yo Jessica, I finna smash Tomas Prucha.
Appearing at a night out with friends and destroying the ambiance, getting thrown out of bars, making everyone wanna go back home or end up in trashy bars drink bad tequila without having fun. Common reasons for pulling a tomas include wearing a bad outfit, smelling like poop or spilling tomato sauce on dogs.
-Why are people leaving the party so early?
-Martina is pulling a tomas, she is giving a lecture on Bulgarian folk music, while people are dancing.
The name of a brutal and tyranic lord in Spain in the 1300s.His nickname 'Devil of Madrid' was not only because of his ruthlessness but for his sexual prowess.Any one who claims this name is not only feared by his enemies but is loved by his mistresses
I would love to be like Tomas Razo
wasteman who lives in oakville and thinks hes top shit. Tomas gets crunched every week or so.
he think of a good time consists of smoking henny out of a novis with his broskis in toronto.
Jheeez tomas valez is so damn ugly
he thinks his 8 year old sister is thicc
big muscular sexy Chilean boy and is impeccable at Rugby.
Person 1: "Have you heard about Tomas Levancini?"
Person 2: "Are you talking about that one big sexy Chilean boy that loves playing Rugby?"
Person 1: "Yes"
When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”