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Fucker ton

Over and beyond an extra large, massive, and more than normal amount.

She/He has slept with a fucker ton of people.

She has a fucker ton of shoes.

He has a fucker ton of booty calls listed in his contact list.

She/He has a fucker ton of baby daddys/mamas.

by Lilybean2233 October 19, 2019


Titty Ton

A unit of measurement that is much larger than a shit ton but slightly less than a fuck ton.

“Have you seen how many fine girls there are at this party?”
Ya bro, there’s a titty ton of hotties here.”

by DAOB February 18, 2018


doing the ton

Traveling at 100 mph or more, particularly on a motorcycle.

We all went up to Aces Cafe on friday, partying and doing the ton back and forth to the roundabout

by LeMansChamp July 31, 2008

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L-ton

A term used to describe a cigar filled with marijuana. Also known as a blunt, an L, spliff, etc. Pronounced "el-tahn".

After we get back from the bar we should smoke an L-ton.

by jonbouch April 9, 2007

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Money-ton

Nickname for Huntington, New York located on Long Island.

yo those niggas ova at money-ton station go hard there clip you ova nothing

by MoneyTonallDAY June 26, 2009

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Shit ton

Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.

One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.

Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.

After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.

It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.

by BryceS47 October 14, 2008

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Fuck-ton

Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton.
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"

Damn, you have a fuck-ton of cavities...I'm going to have to take these out.

by Vivianna April 4, 2008

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