athletic and toned

A body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. If they were honest with themselves they would select "beer belly".

I searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn't even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.

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Tone City

Nickname for the city of San Antonio.

"I'm from Tone City."

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Dial Tone

A complete wet blanket type of person. One who resembles a debbie downer, a square and at certain points is a pretentious douche!

That bitch Christina has been a fucken DIAL TONE this entire event!

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tone whore

A bogan who decides that the best time to change their mobile phone ringtone is on public transport, not realising they are annoying the shit out of everyone around them.

"I wish that tone whore would stop playing with his fucking ringtones, it's giving me a headache."

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ringback tone

when the number you call plays music instead of a dial tone for you to enjoy while you are waiting for the party to pick up.

yo, did you hear alex's new ringback tone?

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Tone Indicators

A very useful thing. Some people might find it cringe, but tone indicators are seriously useful for anyone who finds it hard to understand the true meaning or implications in someone's texts, especially someone you don't know well. I would go so far as to say it's an evolution in our way of communicating online. They should really be used more often by people who naturally text in a cold and dry manner.

Scenario 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 tone indicators involved:

Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok
Person 1: ??
Person 2: what
Person 1: Is that like a genuine ok or a sarcastic one or...
Person 2: I just meant ok
Person 1: Ohh, gotcha. Sorry my brain kinda interpreted it like you thought I was bothering you😅

Scenario 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 tone indicators involved:

Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok /gen
Person 1:👍

See how much less problematic the 2nd scenario was?

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hi-tone

the state which something or someone is in when they have reached the coolest of cool.

man, i love what you have done with that '49 mercury, it is hi-tone.

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