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there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.
vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.
chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.
Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.
Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.
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When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.
He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.
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like the phrase muffin top but when an obese person wears extremely tight pants and the fat hangs over so much that it, sometimes, rolls over the pockets of the pants.
OMG! she shouldn't wear such tight pants, she gots a costco muffin top.
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Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)
Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?
No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.
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Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.
Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.
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Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
origionated from the phrase "muffin top", "multigrain muffin top" describes a person that not only wears pants that are obviously too tight, but wears a whole outfit too tight.
-wearing boots that have excess fat bulging from the top
-tee top shirts where the bulge can be seen protruding from the arm holes (usually added is the outline of rolls in front)
-pants that bulge above the waist band
-shorts that leave a bulg of fat squeezed out of the top and bottom
-braceletes, wristbands, or stylish gloves that are too tight
by succeeding in two, or all of the above, you have acheived multigrain muffin top
that chick's not only rocking the muffin top, but its a multigrain muffin top
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