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When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.
I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived
Masturbation of the male genitals
Touching the tortoise- masturbation
My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them
When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.
Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that
someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes
he is a wheezing tortoise
When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.
We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.
When you have to poop really bad and can't hold it,that is when you tortoise. You let the poo come out of your anus just a little bit so i looks like a tortoise coming out of it's Shell.
Sir can i go to the toilet? I am already tortoising.
The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.
Oh damn, i am tortoising . I really need to find a lavatory or my briefs will get very dirty