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Slower than fuck. A very slow person.
It takes that bitch forever to put her makeup on she has tortoiseitis.
a cute little tortoise with the smarts of 10000000000000000000000 people she will take over your brain
omg, look at the tortoise!
oh that's flippy the tortoise don't make her mad or shell kill u
Masturbation of the male genitals
Touching the tortoise- masturbation
My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them
someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes
he is a wheezing tortoise
When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.
Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that
The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.
Oh damn, i am tortoising . I really need to find a lavatory or my briefs will get very dirty
When you have to poop really bad and can't hold it,that is when you tortoise. You let the poo come out of your anus just a little bit so i looks like a tortoise coming out of it's Shell.
Sir can i go to the toilet? I am already tortoising.