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touche

Someone who combines the aspects of a tool and a douche.

Steve Lachance is a complete touche

by Wookie Dick August 25, 2005

18πŸ‘ 157πŸ‘Ž


Touching

Touching someone in a sexual place...and then getting rejected and contemplating life and why you sexually abused her to get her to date you

Nasty bitch

"I started touching her/him and she slapped me wish me good luck in jail

by XxthatgirlwhohasnofriendsxX October 5, 2020

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touch noodle

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

by hterbluc January 8, 2018


Touch Starved

When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.

Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?

Alex: Yeah :)

*insert a cute hug here*

by Thyla The Timeless January 28, 2018

847πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


angel touch

When you feel a touch, like on your shoulder, & you're alone~nobody else is there; that's an angel touch! Your loved ones who've passed on are your Guardian Angels & it was probably 1 of them.

She felt the angel touch so many times; there was no doubt in her mind that it was her guardian angel.

by Starchylde June 8, 2016

290πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Touch Wood

It's the British equivilent of saying knock on wood.

Contrary to popular belief it has no relation to touching men's wood.

However it is most commonly said in order to prevent a confident statement from bringing bad luck.

Meaning to hope for the best.

When said most people will touch or knock on wood and some strange people will also knock on their heads!

"I haven't been banned from the group yet, touch wood!"

by LottieRawr September 19, 2017


touch of the rona

A cough or sneeze in Spring of 2020

Paige: Sneeze Achoo!

Kate: You sick?

Paige: No, just allergies

Kate: You sure you don't got a touch of the rona? I do not see you being COVIDgilent in your day-to-day.

by the comand'r April 2, 2020