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Trophy Shit

The shit you have just taken looks like an extra long smoked sausage and you're so proud at how long it is and that it isn't broken, that you run and grab a friend to show/tell or even grab the camera.

Holy shit!!! It's a trophy shit!!

by Nanny Girl August 31, 2009

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trophy kid

A kid who's parents were irresponsible and had out of a desire for self-validation rather than a genuine interest in parenting.

Trophy kids are most common in the hood where overweight welfare moms have kid after kid just to validate their sense of self worth, and where deadbeat dads knock women after woman up without supporting their offspring and equate their manhood with the number of chicks they've gotten pregnant.

Negligent parents are known to share picture after picture of their kids on Facebook but loathe the actual responsibilities that come with parenting, because their kids are just trophy kids

by Anon989989 January 29, 2016

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Participation trophy

Everyone wins regardless of how fucking shit you are at it.

Timmy and his autistic soccer team got a participation trophy after they lost 14-0

by BruhSlav January 16, 2019

24๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trophy fuck

"Trophy fuck" is a saying used to describe when stupid bitches fuck someone just because they are famous or popular ... no other real reason... they could be ugly and horrible people, but aslong as they are famous and they can tell people about it later..then nothing else matters.

The famous celebrity was her trophy fuck for the week

by Tom Patchett September 12, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


White Trophy

Getting head while watching the final moments of your favorite sport and doing a money shot at the same time your team is pronounced victorious. Feeling the combined euphoric sensation of victory and satisfaction. Win-win.

Guy: I totally did the white trophy on my chick last night during the Charger's game!
Guy 2: NICE! Can we do the houdini on her now?

by tigerwarrior October 17, 2012


Dad's Trophy

Female genitalia. Though it was used as a dirty joke in the show Dexter's Laboratory.

Woman: Clumsy me! *bends over to grab something*
Dexter: Dad's Trophy!

by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019


Jesus trophy

A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.

woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.

by georgekoko March 6, 2009