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The seismic activity and shockwaves resulting from a nuclear detonation.
We weren’t affected by the blast out here in Chicago, but the Truman Tremble knocked over a lamp in the living room.
A baby boy who is very handsome and loves backshots from the boys
Oh my god Truman just blasted out my back
The real haunted houses of Salt Lake Truman got to live at were altered in such a way as to entertain him, while he lived there, so that he would interact with said entertainments/alterations on a daily basis.
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
"Don't touch me there!" Truman protests
a discor d kitten who plays minecraft and helps me with skyblock that one time
person 1: dude truman just messaged me
me: uwu
When someone asks to abuse you it’s known as a Truman.
Example of a Truman
“Here Yolanda, let me abuse you!”
Sexy mf with all the good stuff, yk big d, 24/7 drip, biz rizz. All the girls want him and everyone wants to be his friend. Oh and did I mention an absolute god in bed?
Person: That’s 100% a Truman
Other person: yeah I know, he’s so hot
a older brother whos really tall in highschool at bishop allen and has a big d
truman is a hot man