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crack the tub

when a morbidly obese person puts one leg in the tub, and one leg out of the tub and proceeds to wipe there ass along the edge, or side rail, and then cleans it up with a towel.

your mama is so fat she has to crack the tub after every shit.

by vacrow February 22, 2010


Hot tubbing

When two experts on opposing sides of a court case are put in a witness box to debate an issue, while the courtroom observes.

Used in various international courts to determine which expert is more credible.

We have to prepare the expert to go hot tubbing with Dr Smiles. He is a real shark.

by Humphreyneworleans May 20, 2016


Puppies In The Tub

When a man gets both of his testicles in a womans ass. Sometimes accompanied by his penis, fingers, or other sexual objects. It is spoken that way because they say it is as difficult as keeping multiple small Canine's in a bathtub.

I went for the old "puppies in the tub", and now my left nut is sore.

by Chedabob February 05, 2008


Chub Tub

When you're at the movies with a chick, and you put a hole at the bottom of the popcorn tub and place your dick inside. You are now in possession of the Chub Tub.

Grogs : So how was the movie with Steph?
Shizzle: The movie was lame but I gave her the Chub Tub so it turned out to be so legit.

by MixMastaShizz January 01, 2011


stranger in the tub

refers to using the other hand while masturbating.

From the episode of Family Guy in which Chris becomes popular. Meg asks Neil Goldman for a favor, and in return Neil is awarded the privilege of thinking about Meg in the tub later that night. In response to this, he says "I might even go lefty tonight....ooh, stranger in the tub."

Meg: Thank you so much Neil!
Neil: So this means I get to think about you tonight in the tub, right?
Meg: Ugh, okay Neil.
Neil: I might even go lefty tonight...ooh, stranger in the tub.

by Turd P Ferguson September 06, 2009


tub up

Indulging ones hunger by eating everything in sight; particularly relating to heavy foods containing massive amounts of oil and sugar.

Like oh my god my diet starts tomorrow I'm definitely going to tub up tonight.

Look at that girl eat, she's totally tubbing up right now at KFC.

by the tardy threesome December 27, 2010


Tub of butter

A genuinely great guy. A guy you can really call your bro.

Person 1: Hey man you know my boy Oscar?
Person 2: Yeah Oscar my real tub of butter

by atticus g May 02, 2019