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A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.
Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!
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When a quickie just isn't fast enough. While a quickie may last 5-10 minutes, a Turbo Bang is a max 2-3 minutes from start (clothes on) to finish (clothes back on). It is the essence of a man channelling his inner two pump chump in order to get the job done in the most efficient manner possible due to time constraints or extenuating circumstances.
Pedro: Come on honey we’ve got to go or we’re going to be late.
Lila: But I’m need some lovin badly right now. Don’t we have enough time for a quickie?
Pedro: A quickie? No chance. We’ve got to leave in 5 minutes.
Lila: What about a Turbo Bang?
Pedro (looking at his watch): Done!
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a person who lives east of nowhere, drives atvs, goes muddin, and drives snowmobiles for shits and giggles. quail hunting, buck hunting, and having a gunrack on top of your gunrack is necessary.
tom nesel is a turbo hick
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an asian-american male, who wears wife beaters and timberlands and walks everywhere to the song "move bitch."
also, he finds women to be a nuisance. they are just playthings.
David: "Shut up chank! Look at my wifebeater and tims."
Nick: "Damn I wish i was a turbo chank like you."
A lesbian who’s only objective with girls is to get through every one of them in their city
Be careful of Samantha dude... she’s a turbo lesbian and won’t want anything more than a hookup
The act of shitting all over the sides of the toilet and leaving the residue for someone else to find.
Man I went to the bathromm and someone turbo blasted the toilet
diminutive member of the thunnus cuntthus family generally found in bodies of water in teh ottawa and kingston areas (Canada). A very rare and endagered breed, as the odour of the female often deters potential mates. The tunatron is best known for its bizarre eating habits, often engaging in cannibalism, not having the mental capacity nor the vision to distinguish species. In 1990, the Canadian Parliament amended the Environmental Protection law (csp 431) to include a moritorium on this particular family of fish, although it is considered redundant due to the low commercial value because of the fish`s acrid taste.
you swim as fast as a turbo tunatron, if not, you would be just as worthless.