turd

1) A piece of, often brown long and foul smelling, matter that exits out of a persons ass crack during the process of defication.
2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack

3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress

1) Teacher: Now class, what is that thing that comes out of your ass crack?
Class: A turd!
Class dumb kid: Artichoke?

2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd

3) Person 1: Ur mom just died.
Person 2: Ohhhh TURD!!!

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turd

A type of doughnut. Those cruellers that are crescent shaped, and pinched on the ends. They are brown with a clear glaze.

Hey, let's go to da bakry n get some turds and joe, yah?
Ya! Dang, I'm so hungry, I could eat tree of 'em.

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turd

1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
3. a male heterosexual

That turd was definitely going to be paying off some whore in order to get some pussy tonight!

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Turd

What congress is now being paid to provide to the American people.
The legislative process output.
The result of too many lawyers thinking about things.

Congress is spending a lot of time and tax payer money to try to pass that turd.

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turd

its a thing that brown

ohh i saw a turd today

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Turd

The act of falsely accusing someone of a crime

Famous person a dropped a turd on Famous person J

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Turd

New Zealand slang for a penis

Suck my turd bro
Oi bro put your turd back in your pants

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