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A shy, mentally handicapped being whom relies on others to live in this world. His, or her brain has the capacity of a peanut. Those known as turnips have a tendency to sleep in lessons, especially science.
Hey, look! That kid fell asleep in science. What a turnip lord.
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Another term for a poor black person. One who resides in the swamplands of the ghetto, being raised in crop fields like that of a dirty, smelly turnip.
Damn Jimbo, look at all them swamp turnips stealin our hot garbage.
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A misunderstanding of "Turn up juice" which means alcohol being drank for the purpose of getting drunk.
Ex. "That was some good turnip juice last night, I ended up on the floor." "Turnip juice, what's that?" " T U R N U P juice" " oh"
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A sex act popular in certain fetish circles.
It involves a man cumming inside the asshole of a partner. He then eats out the asshole to get the "turnip seed" (cum). Turnip farming requires that the asshole cannot be cleaned out beforehand (there must be "soil" present). There is some disagreement in the community as to how much soil should be present. While some members enjoy nothing more than a dirty asshole, more hardcore fetishists may take more extreme measures (e.g. drugs, restricting bowel movements, etc.) in order to increase the amount of soil present.
Bob regularly engages in turnip farming. Yesterday, he came in Sally's asshole and farmed his turnips.
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A young homosexual whom into older men two, three times there age
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Ingrown hair on the shaft of the penis.
That guy just cut me off! What a dick turnip!
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Removing anal beads while screaming "Yeee Haaaaa!"
To give an extra "zing!" To the night I have him a turnip harvest.
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