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A Texas Tuxedo is when you wear a Tuxedo jacket, a Tuxedo shirt, a bow tie, jeans, and cowboy boots.
I wore a Texas Tuxedo to JSB and it was sick
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A Charleston Tuxedo consists of kacki pants, blue blazer, and bow tie. Typically worn by a member of the Kappa Alpha or Sigma Alpha Epsolon fraternity. Originated at the College of Charleston by the elite of Douchbagerry.
John : I just ordered some take out from King Steet.
Matty: Cool, but you'll have to pick it up, every time I go to King Street I want to kick the shit out of the first dude I see wearing a Charleston Tuxedo.
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According to Joseph Mencia during the third season of Mind of Mencia, a tuxedo chicken is the Mexican name for a penguin.
Hey, have you seen all those tuxedo chickens at the zoo?
Yeah, esé, I bet they taste good!
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When a middle-aged man puts on his best pair of shorts.
Lots of Nebraska Tuxedos here at the community golf course today.
Matching Jean and denim jackets usually made by fubu or Sean John worn by the blacks.
Damn I love those Sean John jeans and matching denim jacket son, I wish I had a monkey tuxedo like that!
When your husband only gives you gentleman dick but you really long for porn star dick.
Before we were married he used to Fuck me like a porn star but now that we are married he only gives me tuxedo dick.
The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.
"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.