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A Texas Tuxedo is when you wear a Tuxedo jacket, a Tuxedo shirt, a bow tie, jeans, and cowboy boots.
I wore a Texas Tuxedo to JSB and it was sick
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A Charleston Tuxedo consists of kacki pants, blue blazer, and bow tie. Typically worn by a member of the Kappa Alpha or Sigma Alpha Epsolon fraternity. Originated at the College of Charleston by the elite of Douchbagerry.
John : I just ordered some take out from King Steet.
Matty: Cool, but you'll have to pick it up, every time I go to King Street I want to kick the shit out of the first dude I see wearing a Charleston Tuxedo.
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According to Joseph Mencia during the third season of Mind of Mencia, a tuxedo chicken is the Mexican name for a penguin.
Hey, have you seen all those tuxedo chickens at the zoo?
Yeah, esé, I bet they taste good!
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Matching Jean and denim jackets usually made by fubu or Sean John worn by the blacks.
Damn I love those Sean John jeans and matching denim jacket son, I wish I had a monkey tuxedo like that!
When your husband only gives you gentleman dick but you really long for porn star dick.
Before we were married he used to Fuck me like a porn star but now that we are married he only gives me tuxedo dick.
When a middle-aged man puts on his best pair of shorts.
Lots of Nebraska Tuxedos here at the community golf course today.
Much like the Canadian Tuxedo, the American Tuxedo is a shirt and/or jacket of camo with matching camo pants. Recommended accessory: flag pin.
Billybob: That a mighty fine American Tuxedo Bubba.
Bubba: Why thank you BB you also seem to be sporting a fancy pair of duds yourself.