Uk drill

Some bad girl called emily can cone jump in my ferrari and losten to some opera and eat children

Emily come in hear,he said
Ooh youve got some air fried children calm,she exclaimed
‘Continues to play viennan opera

whilst crunching on the meat of unknown children’ they love uk drill

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Ukes Of Hazzard

An awesome two-girl ukelele band from New York, most well know for their video gay boyfriend, about their gay boyfriends

I'm an Ukes of Hazzard fanboy!

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Boston, UK

Crap-arse town on the east coast of Great Britain. Original Boston of which Boston americans stole cause we imprisoned their pilgrim fathers in Boston prison.
Devoooo to fake bostonians

General Dickwank: Hey, British kid, where are you from?
Awesomeness Bostonian: I'm from Boston
General Dickwank: Isn't that in america (*sniggers*)
Awesomeness Bostonian: No, dickwank, that is the second Boston, the original Boston (Boston, UK) is in England and hence Boston, MA was named after our town, THAT'S how good it is
General Dickwank: Damn, i guess i'm gay then

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Bath, UK

A scenic British city located near NE Somerset. It has lots of colour, history and boba tea? A good city to be in for studying the arts & studying history. With wonderful cuisine, talented street performers and great education/job opportunities; It's a great place to be!

Person 1: Hey, I'm from Bath, UK
Person 2: Wow! I've always wanted to go there!
Person 1: Cool!

UK Nonce

One British person getting called a nonce by another British person for something completely unrelated to pedophilia.

Jamie: *puts the milk in first*
Mike: “predator!”

Mike: *does not hold the door open for jamie*
Jamie: *under his breath* “pedo”

Me: *explains the meaning of UK Nonce*
The UK: “nonce”

Comedic ()Uke

Someone who sends pictures of there face with nothing else to a group chat more than 5 times a day without rest

"You are the least funny person ever, youre straight a Comedic ()Uke"

Sun in the uk

More rare than rolling a 829 on a 999999998828191919911991919919191 sided dice if it exited

I love britan
What about the weather there
Oh yeah sun in the uk is so rare

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