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“To me so sorry”
When you have crushed on a girl for more than a handful of years and even when you have decided you must stop obsessing over this girl, because you know you haven’t had any good interactions with her... at all, even one time having her ask “my parents want to know your address,” you just can’t stop thinking about her. You want to have her as an example of how not to interact with humans, but find yourself cringing over so so so many things, and not improving from them. So the only thing to do is to unfollow her on everything and try your hardest to go on with her life.
The only thing to do is type this cryptic code; “ Eeh roh sos im ut “ and unfollow, block if you must, and just try to forget.
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A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.
Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!
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Get a hysterectomy
I need to have my bladder repaired and as a bonus, I get to yeet the ute. Woohoo!!
An UK banned worldwide Islamic terrorist organization to establish Islamic supremacy in the world.
In Bangladesh, Hizb ut-Tahrir are renowned for conducting jihad in many universities.
The gayest of the gay. A school where people go for grades but don’t have a life outside of it. Where as a good medium is A&M or their red river rival OU. Don’t @ me. Yet UT people are just so ready to boast about their school when all of them low key hate it and wanna transfer.. unless they’re gay.
Person: Hey bro what do you think about UT?
UT alumni: UT is gay.
Person: Enough said.
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