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An alternative name for a penis
I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.
The act of ejaculating on a pair of soft, supple breast
Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.
a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"
udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!
most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"
"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)
udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !
i'm waiting for my sig udder !
When somethings surprising or causes confusion.
"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"
When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.
In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"
Used as an insult, describing someone who is poorly dressed, and at the same time has a bad haircut and smells funny. Not to be confused with its counterpart, udder, which is used to describe a mother mammals' underside.
"Did you see Zachary? The 15 year old, with ugly, urine colored hair?"
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."