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A .22 calibre cartridge and 3 pennies mounted on a circular piece of wood.
He's so cheap, he pays me in Ukrainian quarters!!
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where a women sits (often knickerless) on a mans chest and grinds her pelvis up and down which stimulates his nipples
ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch
elliot - dude that was my mum
ryan - she grinded me hard
jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin
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Dropping anal beads into a girl's open mouth after you've pulled them out of her ass.
I don't know, man...she's pretty kinky. She keeps asking me for a Ukrainian drop shot.
Scientific name: Agricola dragonensis ukraini
The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.
Ivan: Comrade, we just received orders to loot, rape, and exterminate civilians in Kalmiuskyi District. You coming?
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.
Diet pills featured in the show Big Mouth that cause one to hallucinate and turn food into spiders.
Lola;
“ I took my moms Ukrainian diet pills that made food look like spiders but then I got a taste for spiders so now when I walk by a dusty barn I TOTALLY binge!!!”
The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
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“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
Classic scam mastered by Frank Gallagher from Shameless. Involves jumping out in front of a moving car as your partner distracts them, then shaking them down for cash. Also the slang term for the surprise Trump got when several respected diplomats jumped out and testified against him regarding his extortion campaign in Ukraine.
Definition 1:
Frank: Bro, I'm short on cash. Let's do a Ukrainian peek-a-boo!
Frank's creepy friend: Nah, man, people don't carry cash anymore; it's not worth it.
Definition 2:
Rob: Dude, did you see what happened with Trump!?
Tom: Yeah man, he got a serious Ukrainian peek-a-boo!
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