The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.
A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.
dirty water hotdog pushcart, the one with an umbrella
care to meet me for lunch at the Umbrella Lounge on the corner ?
A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.
Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
A hat with an umbrella connected.
That guy has an awesome umbrella hat for the rain.
Is it wet out? I turned that thirsty Pink Umbrella inside out
this nibba curving u hard. Don’t even reply. U lost
“Yo this bitch is annoying af”
“Umbrella curve her bruh”
“Shit u right, 🌂”
“I’m finna umbrella curve the fuck out of Alena”
The act or process of giving someone a wet umbrella:
noun: While having sex and the man being underneath the woman in a reverse cowgirl position, the girl will raise up off of the man’s penis just to the tip as so her pussy may make the shape of an umbrella and where the man’s penis will be the handle. After making the umbrella the woman proceeds to pee thus creating the wet umbrella effect.
This is not to ever be confused with a golden shower.
Visiting Washington DC you may be able to capture a wet umbrella bag, the only true protection against a wet umbrella!
Man Stephanie just gave Louis the best wet umbrella ever.
Amelia and John were having great sex until Amelia gave him a wet umbrella!
Girl can you ride up to the tip of my dick and give me a wet umbrella?
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