Paul's Uncle

Paul's Uncle is a non-fictional person. He is what you claim to be a God. He is what you call the ultimate uncle. You will always hear things about Paul's Uncle amongst your friends.

Guy 1: Dude I just learned Ninjitsu from my dad.
Guy 2: Paul's Uncle IS NINJITSU
Guy 1: oh damn

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Nigerian Uncle

This is your uncle who you have never met before but when he calls you, he is dying and he needs you bank account info to transfer 27 million to your western union.

Yo dude, I got a call from my Nigerian Uncle, I gave him my info but I never got my money.

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Uncle Twister

Uncle Twister also known as "The Great One" is known through-out the internet as a well known figure. He is mostly known from the world of Mario Kart Wii, Skype & Youtube bringing joy to others around him. Some also refur to this man as the "Modern Day Jesus" He has many disciples who treat him with the upmost amount of respect.

Uncle Twister is The Great One.

Uncle Pear

Typical italian expression to express great emotions, ranging from surprise to sadness about the news

Have you heard? Berlusconi got locked up

Oh shit president, Uncle Pear...

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Uncle Fucka

One of the many songs on "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut"
Performed by Terrance Henry Stoot and Phillip Niles Argyle.
Spoken out against by Sheila Broflovski, Which makes up the remainder of the movie.

Dude! Did you see Terrance and Phillip sing Uncle Fucka on South Park last night?

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Uncle Ted

The author of Industrial Society and It's Future. Has some explosively accurate descriptions of leftism.

Have you read Uncle Ted's Manifesto? I don't agree with what he did, but I agree with what he said!

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Uncle Timmy'd

When someone is the victim of anonymous, fictitious allegations online that are contrary to their known personality and it results in invitations and Honors being retracted.

The "Uncle Timmy" incident was the start of the SJW push to de-platform non-liberals from conventions.

Usually used against someone who is not liberal.

Usually used against someone for something said/written that is perfectly appropriate when said by someone on the left.

"Hey, what happened to the Fan Guest of Honor? I heard Uncle Timmy was going to be here. He's helped so many authors that I wanted to meet him!"
"Well, someone took exception to a joke he printed that someone else submitted, so they uninvited him."
"Wow, so Uncle Timmy got "Uncle Timmy'd?"
"Yup"