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A fat, white Mormon, with an exceptionally hairy body. A fat white Mormon woman with very hairy legs and a mustache. Fat white Utah Mormon men with bright red hairy beards.
(At A Buffet Restaurant)
Greg: Hey check out that Utah Grizzly over by the salad bar.
Marsha: Wow, i didn't know Utah people were so hairy
Cindy: Looks like a Ginger Santa Clause
Also known as the mighty five, this conquest is achieved when oral, digital, or penile fornication is achieved in all five of the national parks within the state of Utah.
Upon receiving oral gratification on the red limestone of Arches National park I have now finally achieved the Utah five.
1. The county seat of duchesne county, Ut.
2. A place where a lot of crackheads live and mate and make more baby crackheads that will one day invade the rest of Utah and eventually the world.
1. Have you ever been to the duchesne county fair?
2. My cousin lives in Duchesne Utah, no wonder he’s such a crackhead.
A rather harmless sex act in which one person, upon getting shit dick from anal sex, then grabs their disgraced member, turns their partner around and slaps them on the chin with said brown weapon.
Person 1: “what’s that on your chin?”
Person 2: “oh, I took a Utah Uppercut this morning”
Deep fried dough anywhere else, usually served with butter or fruit. Just "scone" to Utahns and Mormons.
Bro I can't believe they used Utah scones for these Navajo tacos.
to take a clever or funny idea and overuse it until nobody but the people in Utah County thinks it is funny.
When a Utah Driver is driving in the complete opposite lane of an exit or a turn they need. Because they're Utards, they realize at the last second that they need to get to the other side of the road and instantly weave across multiple lanes of traffic without ever looking and almost causing fatal crashes. If they're on a freeway, sometimes they barely miss the crash barrels as they exit off the freeway.
"OH SH**! That Utard almost caused me to crash when they Utah Weave'd across the 4 lanes of the freeway!"