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The distinct unattractiveness of Utah Natives. Mostly due to inbreed Mormons and women with bad 80's hairdos. Women usually display this with very short hair styles and overweight bodies. The Men display their distinct homeliness with missing teeth and winter burnt skin. It is not restricted to body images, there is personality traits added that make this homely state distinct. Native born people of Utah have a slight arrogance and small town mentality with stubbornness that restricts them and holds them back from progressing into the 21st century. While the rest of the nation is in its current year, Utah is minus 15 years back.
first girl (from California): "hahaha, look at that lady with the butch hair do, talk about Utah Ugly"
second girl (from Utah): "I think she looks great"
first girl: "wow"(sarcastically)
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A fat, white Mormon, with an exceptionally hairy body. A fat white Mormon woman with very hairy legs and a mustache. Fat white Utah Mormon men with bright red hairy beards.
(At A Buffet Restaurant)
Greg: Hey check out that Utah Grizzly over by the salad bar.
Marsha: Wow, i didn't know Utah people were so hairy
Cindy: Looks like a Ginger Santa Clause
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A rather harmless sex act in which one person, upon getting shit dick from anal sex, then grabs their disgraced member, turns their partner around and slaps them on the chin with said brown weapon.
Person 1: “what’s that on your chin?”
Person 2: “oh, I took a Utah Uppercut this morning”
Also known as the mighty five, this conquest is achieved when oral, digital, or penile fornication is achieved in all five of the national parks within the state of Utah.
Upon receiving oral gratification on the red limestone of Arches National park I have now finally achieved the Utah five.
1. The county seat of duchesne county, Ut.
2. A place where a lot of crackheads live and mate and make more baby crackheads that will one day invade the rest of Utah and eventually the world.
1. Have you ever been to the duchesne county fair?
2. My cousin lives in Duchesne Utah, no wonder he’s such a crackhead.
Deep fried dough anywhere else, usually served with butter or fruit. Just "scone" to Utahns and Mormons.
Bro I can't believe they used Utah scones for these Navajo tacos.
to take a clever or funny idea and overuse it until nobody but the people in Utah County thinks it is funny.
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