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The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.
Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.
He announced all in vanity that he would outwit all his rivals.
A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
When your force your dog into sex
Bro,vanity moment is bad
Someone who tries too hard and is very ugly. Vanity Killers are normally found alone. They like to hold knives to there mouths and take pictures.
"That scene girl is a vanity killer."
Purposely conceiving a human child with the intention of raising a person who resembles themselves literally and possibly figuratively.
"Despite the common knowledge of millions of starving orphans in the world, many wealthy and seemingly well-educated couples continued to engage in the tradition of vanity breeding. Their culture not only celebrated it, but also regarded those who chose not to with disappointment, and sometimes even contempt."
The appearance of having great strength, but really having the strength of a sick nine year school girl.
Person 1: Did you see how strong Tom got over the summer.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.
Person 1: Man what a bitch.