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hey can you hook me up with some smiley veggies
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1. A vegetarian's backside. (To be or not to be?)
2 a. That one vegetarian or vegan friend everyone has and mentions when they meet another vegetarian or vegan.
b. She sometimes wears thick framed glasses, but can see perfectly fine, and still packs fresh carrots and guacamole in an over-sized lunch pail, stuffed into her oversized knapsack, even though she is well into her 20s, carrying textbooks half her body weight
3. The person that stalks the produce aisle, dropping all his or her coupons and recyclable plastic bags if they careen too fast between the islands. Neither does anyone ever listen to them in checkout as they boast about how they walked 5 miles to that grocery store or nag the other customers for purchasing pop tarts and prepared chicken salad.
4. A human rabbit
Veg: "How can I have...a donk? I eat vegetables all day long like a rabbit. Friend of veg: "You're not a rabbit, you're more like a veggie butt."
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A sexual position involving saran wrap and feces. The saran wrap is put on top of the girl's (or guy's) mouth and then the male (or female) takes a crap in the saran wrap. The girl (or guy) then chews on the delicious shit treat, the veggie platter.
Guy: Can I shit in this saran wrap and make you chew it for an enjoyable veggie platter?
Girl: Hell yes you can, I sure do love me some veggie platter!
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Cartoon show featuring vegetables that talk about religion, which if you stop to think about it is appropriate because followers of most religions are vegetables unable to think for themselves.
Right after Davey & Goliath, there's an episode of Veggie Tales on the Trinity Channel.
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A peanut butter like substance.Not that good.Mostly Australians eat it.
Veggie-mite.Yum...NOT!AAAAAAAA!
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A woman that digs out her vagina wedgie
I caught Susan digging out another veggie.
She’s a total veggie farmer.