Velvet Drape

Dragging a low hanging, freshly, shaved, velvety smooth scrotum up and down and around your partner’s face. Smacking each cheek pendulum style is a plus. Often finished with a good old fashioned tea bagging.

I gave Rachel the old velvet drape last night. Tea bag? Hellzzzz yea.

The velvet touch

1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.

The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....

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velvet wallet

The hair circumbscribed orifice often found between the legs of the female sex.

syn: vagina, spam purse, gash

I deposited my wad in my sister's velvet wallet.

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Velvet Goldmine

i cannot describe to you how amazing this film is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Omg we have so gotta go home and watch Velvet Goldmine and slather over Ewan McGregor and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers gettin' it owwwnn!!!"

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blue velvet

A mix of Paregoric (A camphorated tincture of opium) & Pyribenzamine (an antihistimine) which is strained & then mainlined. Gained popularity in Great Britian during the early 1960's.

If you can get your hands on some real Blue Velvet then you've got a time machine.

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velvet goldmine

fuken excellent movie!! placebo, ewan mcgragor, jonathan rhys myers and chrstian bale are in it! definatley check it out if ur an old music fan!!

maxwell demon!!

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velvet buzzsaw

Burying your face in a girl's crotch, sticking out your tongue and shaking your head as vigorously as possible without causing spinal injury.

man, you gotta give her the velvet buzzsaw dude, thats my move man

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