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When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole
He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well
While driving on a two lane street, being stuck behind two Vietnamese drivers who are going 15 mph below the posted speed limit.
I would have been on time but i was stuck in a Vietnamese drag race for 4 blocks!!
Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".
Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.
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When a Vietnamese man teases the anus.
Hong Tang: Shall I tease your anus?
Barry: Is this is the Vietnamese hole tease?
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A Vietnamese cold roll is when a Viet man dips his penis into cold fish sauce (nuoc mam) then puts his cold erect smelly penis into a girl to give her a Vietnamese experience.
Girl 1: Vietnamese guys are really bad at sex acts.
Girl 2: That's not true. A Viet guy gave me a Vietnamese cold roll and it felt so good!
Girl 1: Wow! I want a viet guy to give me a Vietnamese cold roll now!
Tu /tu:/ (name): a common Vietnamese first name assigned to both male and female at birth. It is written with a rising tone (Tú). Tu is a kind, sweet, brave and successful person. Tu is loved by family, friends and colleagues. Common last name is Ho, Nguyen, Tran, etc.
Tu (noun) : refers to a golden star (chinese-borrowed word)
You gotta kiddin’ me, we will be hella successful if Tu (Vietnamese name) joins us at our company. Tu Ho is a great leader.
Jane is a “vì anh tú” from God. (Bright and pure beauty)
A wheel with your dirtiest fantasies on there, the contestant who spins the wheel has to live out the fantasie.
Write five fantasies add them to the Vietnamese shame wheel. Which ever it lands on you will perform with the partner at hand.
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