When two people decide to watch a movie or a tv show at the same time, while instant messaging. Usually requires a countdown to start so that both parties are watching the video at the exact same time and therefore comment on it as if they actually were together.
Person: "What did you do last night?"
Me: "My girlfriend couldn't go out, so her and I virtual dated to the new episode of How I met Your Mother."
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Temporarily simulated narcissism. To imply boastfulness, conceit, egocentricity in a virtual world or Social Media outlet such as Facebook.
Virtual Narcissism is the insecure act of requesting friends you do not know, simply to boast how many people you imply you know to the virtual world of Facebook, MySpace or any other Social Media outlet found on the World Wide Web with no intention to network or act of personal gain. It is simply to stroke the ego, while spending personal wasted hours adding friends you will never meet in the real world.
The need for virtual popularity is known as Virtual Narcissism
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Software used as a computer, but not a real one. Often used to test malware, antivirus, and other software. Also used by hackers to hide their real PC.
Person 1: I'm testing BonziBUDDY, Protegent, SpySherrif and MEMZ.
Person 2: Using a virtual machine?
Person 1: Nope.
Person 2: YOU'RE CRAZY MAN YOU'RE GONNA REK YOUR PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A cheat website that has gained most of its popularity with CSGO players due to long undetected steaks. Seeing a player sporting their site as a name or posting it in the chat is a red flag that your game is about to be ruined. Beware as they have infectious tactics and commonly recruit the furious or gullible. They currently have their hand in every major First Person Shooter title for the PC. While trying to have fun online, you are bound to run into the following scenario below at some point.
"1337n0obSc0p3rxX: virtual-advantage bro"
"BDSMgabenStyle: Ban this fucking hacker"
"1337n0obSc0p3rxX: mad?"
"BDSMgabenStyle: Where the hell is the admin..."
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The improved version of your family where you get to choose its members.
Consists of:
The wise sage (the wisest and generally most sensible of the family)
The Psychotic Fairy (the fiercest of all the family. Cute when in a good mood)
The Cyborg Chippy (ever want a sensible conversation - don't speak to Chippy. Forever clearing up after the Atomic Fairy)
The Big Fairy (Big and fluffy. Likes to sleep with teddy bears)
The Odi (Patience of a saint as has to look after Atomic fairy. Loves food. Man's best friend)
The Atomic fairy (Causes massive chaos. Likes to party (all the time). Hobbies include collecting other people's lighters and sleeping. Allergic to housework)
The Baby fairy (The youngest of the family. Has long blonde hair and likes to lead the Atomic fairy astray)
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Digital Angelsβ girlfriend (extremely nice + underrated, thereβs a lot of false accusations about her)
Virtual Angels is pog
A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.
Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.