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When somebody is uses the phrase “valuable insights” unironically to boost their perceived intelligence.
Adam: Thank you for your valuable insights in this space.
Jake: Ayo stfu about yo volleyball insights
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probably one of the best sport created by man. consists of 6 players; 1 middle blocker, 2 outside hitters, 1 opposite, 1 setter, and 1 libero. people usually think that when boys play volleyball they are weak, un-athleatic pussy's that cannot play any other sport. But they are actually the top athletes. I've personally seen football, basketball, hockey, baseball, lacrosse, soccer, water polo, track, and swim players collapse, faint, pass out, and pussy out of the sport because its too hard for them
BOYS VOLLEYBALL
football player: Dude volleyball players are so gay
Volleyball player: alright come to tomorrows practice and see how gay it is
Football player: pssh i'll whip your ass i'll see you tomorrow fag
the next day
Football player: (phanting) fuck dude i cant do this anymore i wish i had enough skill to play this
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When one lunges for a volleyball in a pick up game with a group of kids and pulls his groin, emmitting a girlish squeal as he collapses to the ground in a post-groin-mordum wimper.
Josh, you totally just got volleyball raped in the cocktail weenie.
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Definitely not sketchy "game"
If it was anyone other than Sam playing jungle volleyball I'd assume it'd be sketchy.
First get a nice new volleyball and a switchblade. Take the switchblade and stab the ball, pull it out and put the hole on the bitches cooter. Squeeze the ball really hard and she'll whine like an eight year old school boy!
The bitch couldn't handle "the volleyball boy" so she had to settle for a Marky Mark.
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The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.
Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.
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The most elite form of volleyball that is way harder than indoor. All the girls asses are PHAT and all the girls who play need to be treated like the queens they are.
What sport do you play?
Beach volleyball.
Oh damn you must have a PHAT ASS
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