Wanked

(adj) origin - Alternate History Forums:

Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.

Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.

Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.

Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.

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wank

Something that is offensively crap, lame, or generally bollocks.

what a pile of wank!

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wank

To wank means to jack off.

I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!

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wank

Verb - The act of readjusting ones underwear vigorously during a film on channel 5 (uk).

Channel 5(uk) - what a load of wank!!!!

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wank

British word for masturbating

Quit wanking off!

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wank

1) British term referring to the male method of relieving sexual tension; esp. used by those males with no relationships

2) Masturbating

I was caught wanking in the showers at school.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman

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wanking

Creamin' it up with your homies.

"I'm wanking it up with my socks on!"
"Go get me a carrot."

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