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When a girl's anus is to tight and so you shove a large sausage up there and go do something else for a while. When you come back later, her bung-hole will be stretched out to perfection and you'll have a warm sausage to munch on.
We were getting ready for some serious anal but it was just too tight, so i pulled a sausage warmer. Got good anal and a warm sausage out of the deal!
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"Oh your cock is cold. I can remedy that" - Laura
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The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".
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The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".
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another word for condom
This udder warmer fits my member very well.
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when you put your hand in your female's pants in order to keep your hand warm in cold weather.
Hey bitch, come back here with that ass-warmer, I'm freezing!
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An accessory that should be used in climates such as Siberia and the Alps, intended to keep ones neck warm. However, is now popular amongst negroes and scallies in the UK, and is often pushed up to the nose to hide ones identity, or to keep ones face warm, thoguh u look like you're ona crime wave if you do and get a lot of stares.
I put my neck warmer up cos its friggin cold, but everybody stared at me like i was a KKK walking through Compton.
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