Formality wash

A very quick hand wash (generally not involving soap) by a person who has just urinated in a public restroom, expressly to let others in the restroom see they haven't left without washing, when otherwise - had there been no one else in the restroom - they wouldn't bother

Restroom patron 1: "That guy barely got his hands wet at the sink, then walked out!"

Restroom patron 2: "Yeah, that's a formality wash"

Brand-washed

When one believes that a brand-name product is better than a generic product.

Xena paid 400% more for an item of clothing because it had A&F, she is brand-washed.

knob wash

A blow job that really sucks because the girl is too drunk and basically just drools all over your dick.

Man, that girl was so drunk, she left my dick soaking after that knob wash.

i-washed

When someone is brainwashed to believe that every product apple puts out is superior to any competing gadget. Most of these people didn't even know what a calculator was 10 years ago but ever since they got an iphone, and got i-washed, they feel like they are uber tech savvy, but in reality they only buy apple products in which they dont even use to their full technological capacities.

Nerd #1: "Dude dont get that tablet, it sucks ballz the Ipad shits all over it"

Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?

Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"

Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."

Gentleman’s Wash

When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.

Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.

Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.

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toss and wash

The method of taking Kratom or other herbal pharmaceuticals where you open the capsules and dump the powder on a card or piece of paper then dump the powder in your mouth and was it down with orange juice or other beverage.

I never take Kratom capsules, I toss and wash that shit!

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Pressure Washing

The act of cleaning a dirty toilet by urinating extra hard on the grime in the bowl.

"Dude you need to clean that toilet."

"Nah it's alright I've been pressure washing it for a week."

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