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The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.
Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher
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1)Any young girl or effeminate boy who watches the crap on the Disney channel on a regular basis.
2)Any pre-teen showing the obnoxious naiveness and innocence of prepubescence.
1) Thank god those fucking Disney watchers are off the bus, their squeaky voices piss me off.
2) No, those kids wouldn't buy your dope, dude, they're frickin' Disney watchers.
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Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.
That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!
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The Watcher in the Water is a gigantic squid-like creature that appears in The Fellowship of the Ring, the first book of JRR Tolkien's trilogy The Lord of the Rings. The Watcher in the Water rises out of the lake directly outside the entrance to Moria and attempts to pull Frodo into the water and (presumably) eat him. Many people believe the Watcher in the Water is heavily influenced by the Kraken.
Boutros: What if the Watcher in the Water had eaten Frodo?
Rumpelstiltskin: I guess we would have lost the War.
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A Royal Watcher is someone who enjoys following news and tabloid about celebrities, specifically information about royal families or people with royal titles.
"I have to TiVo that Prince William interview--I'm such a royal watcher."
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A person you work with, she is always watching the clock. Obviously, she wants to get the hell outta there, but is a little too obvious!!
Sandy was always clock watcher. She was supposed to be working in the factory, but all she wanted to do to clock watch! She did a shifty job! Ended up getting fired ...
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A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.
Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!
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