Spreads a lot of misinformation. If you want to get the opposite of what shit happens watch him.
I am watching Direct Weather.
OMG HOW COULD YOU?? HE LITERALLY PREDICTED A RECORD SNOW SEASON LAST WINTER AND IT WAS THE LEAST SNOWY?! YOU INSANE???
The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.
Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.
When its real foggy and misty outside, grey skies, no sun, maybe a little drizzle. Usually fall weather.
Guy: Dude what the hell is up with this weather?
Girl: Relax its only Twilight Weather
Someone who drives around in an Alfa Romeo courtesy of their daddyโs money and takes out their parents yacht on the weekends
Guy 1: god that guys Alfa Romeo makes him look like a total douche
Guy 2: yea, what a weather boy
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The sort of weather where the skies are blue, the grass is bright, and there is lots of sunlight! It is generally warmer when the sun is out, so people in colder climates find it quite pleasant. People located in hotter climates may not be so fond of it.
Guy 1: Nice weather innit?
Guy 2: Yeah! Sunny weather is always nice!
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Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.
That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".
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term used to describe weather patterns that go from 70 degrees one day, then all the way down to 30 degrees and frost. followed by tornados and hail
John, "Dude, can you believe this weather?!?"
Steve, "I know man! its some serious indiana weather shit!"
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