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Weed

1. A drug that everything thinks is cool to use, but in reality, it's one of the most retarded things that only dirtballs use, and people who have no job and have no scense of hygene or respect.

2. A plant that grows in gardens, usually not favored by people who wish to keep their gardens living.

Person one: Woah dude, you want to smoke some weed?
Person 2: Fuck no, you dirtball!

Person 1: Wow, nice garden you got there!
Person 2: Thanks, but keeping the weeds away is hard work!

by The Dirty Pirate Whore July 11, 2008

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Weed

The best damn thing in the world

Let's go smoke some gud weed

by alexjk2004 October 7, 2017

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Weed

Something to do when there's nothing to do.
Not physically addicting, but can be mentally in some cases.

Gods gift to the world (100% organic)

Aka <pot> <dank><marijuana><loudo><bud><nug><tree><chronic><herb><reefer><maryjane>

John: *enters blakes house*

yo damn bro that shit <loud>
Blake: ah ya already kno I've been smokin on that good <kush>

Blake: u bringing <weed>
John: bro I just <copped> an <eigth>

by snorat April 16, 2016

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Weed

Vine says it all.

Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*

by Antisepticeye February 17, 2018

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Weed

The coolest thing ever.

Yo u smoke weed?
Yeah man
Daaaaam ur so cool

by WeedWeed420VeryCool June 30, 2020

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Weed

A name for a skinny, scrawny little boy who is shy and scared of everything.

"Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."

by NBear December 17, 2015

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Weed

It's an awesome gift to all the drugies out there lol,, Gods gift.

wow whats this bro

-its weed lol

by Rainbow_nighas101 May 30, 2018

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