The Weezer Effect refers to when Weezer comes on the radio and you always want it to be a different song. Whether they put on the Africa cover or "Say It Ain't So" you'll never be happy
Damn why are they playing Buddy Holly? I want to hear Undone right now.
Dude shut up it's just the Weezer effect
Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.
Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.
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A grown man who tries to sex every person withing a 69 kilometre radius. He has recently been found dead in the woods. If weezer guy ever tries to sex you, run and hide.
"I saw the weezer guy came to sex you"
"Yeah but i made him run"
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a type of person that must be executed
"ayo i heard Michael was a Weezer fan, lets tear of his limbs"
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A kickass message board for weezer fans around the world
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Damn, imagine being a weezer hater like stephanie
Someone who enjoys listening to the band Weezer unironically. Usually the cringiest and least funny member of the friend group. Always tries to get other people to listen to it as well.
Since we are such Weezer Fans, we listened to an entire album after we finished having gay sex!
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