Tig Welded is generally used as an insult to describe something being stuck to something or addicted.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.
This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.
This kid is tig welded to his chair, he is hacking on roblox.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.
When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.
Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?
John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
To pulls ones butt cheek apart from the other in order to tighten the poo lasso achieving a fart sounding of a welder and avoiding old man baritone bum.
Hey man glen had chilli last night and he’s doing some bad ass mug welding today.
Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together
I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.
When you run out of glue sticks for your hot glue gun so you melt tiny scraps of dry glue as a substitute.
I ran out of glue sticks when I was making my science project, so I had to glue weld the planets to the sticks. It took forever.
Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor
Machete welding machine is not a human being
To weld ones duvet together with sperm (To rub one off whilst in bed)
Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.