When you dance like you welded the same object together 2 times in garry's mod
Couple 1: Does a foxtrot
Couple 2: Does a welding
Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.
"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.
When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.
Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.
When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.
“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night”
When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.
Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
A loose grainy half-a** job of arc-joining two pieces of metal.
A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!
To weld ones duvet together with sperm (To rub one off whilst in bed)
Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.