Full Werewolf

A commonly used euphemism for sex.

I was having a terrible date with this guy, then afterwards he asked if he could go full werewolf on me, obviously I declined

Punching the werewolf

When a very hairy man is masturbating.

I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf

sudden werewolf

Whilst having sexual intercourse from the man behind position the man suddenly howls and rips of his shit and/or vest revealing a hairy, Italian man-chest.

Benito 'So I was going down on this woman last night and something overcame me..."
Mussolini 'Let me geuss, you ripped of you shirt and howled.'
Benito 'Yeah, how'd you now'
Mussolini 'Sudden werewolf my boy."

semen werewolf

Relating to a person who aggressively seeks out sex wee, either based on Lunar desire, or just rabbid lust.

Looks like Nichola needs to feed.
Semen werewolfs out again

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dirty werewolf

After fingering your partner's rectum you proceed to clean underneath your fingerneails on the tips of your front teeth.

Man I would have never put my fingers there if I knew it would lead to the dirty werewolf!

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werewolf country

A place of town known for STD infested prostitutes.

Baldwin Park is part of werewolf country.

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swedish werewolf

A Swedish massage involving a werewolf costume and severe biting and scratching, usually ending in violent intercourse. Best if performed on a full moon.

"Hey baby, it's a full moon tonight. How 'bout that Swedish werewolf?"

"After that Swedish werewolf the other night, I ended up having to get nine stitches in three different places."

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