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On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”
The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.
"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."
*dudes high five*
The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.
Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.
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Another term for a quickie. Just to slip it in and back out and then be on your way.
Baby, I have such a busy day ahead of me. Can I just wet the willy before going into work?
Similar to the reverse wet willy (stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention) except that you put your finger in someone's ear then stick your finger into someone else's mouth when they are not paying attention.
By sticking my finger in Joe's ear and then putting my finger into John's mouth I completed the reverse wet willy once removed.
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after recieving head from a woman the man may proclaim "look behind you" and as she turns her head shove his wang in her ear. the result a cum and saliva filled ear that has been rendered useless for the rest of its existence
BLAMMMMM. i was struck in the ear with this massive schlong. i awoke to the bright lights of a hospital only to find i could no longer hear
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When a male ejaculates on his finger and sticks it in a females ear
Kur: “YAAAAAAAAAAS gimme that Wet C Willy!!!!”
C Willy: “Oh you want this WETNESS!?” *ejaculates on finger and sticks in ear*