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cognitive whiplash

the concussive effect of the violent mental jerking produced in a listener/reader by the proximal presentation of two wildly incongruous thoughts, ideas, or statements.

"Listening to Herman Cain opine on both soul food and foreign policy left me with a serious case of cognitive whiplash."

by Paper Tiger February 8, 2012


Whiplashed

The coke equivalent of being high.

Person 1: Yo, what's up with Tim and his air drums?
Person 2: Oh, he's just whiplashed out of his mind

by Jacobo Graneros July 5, 2018


season whiplash

When something happens in a specific season in a series that you watch that happens so fast, you can't process it right away and it's a pain to connect the dots.

Person 1: Did you see that season of (insert your favorite series here)? Man, it gave me season whiplash.
Person 2: Same. The entire season was rushed. I got a headache just trying to understand it all.

by BittersweetGirl October 3, 2018


Spaghetti Whiplash

The hilarious (yet painful) phenomena of slurping a spaghetti noodle so fast it whips your eyeball.

Did you see that? I told Luigi not to slurp his noodles but he just gave himself Spaghetti Whiplash!

by JohnnyApocalypse September 1, 2014


Cervical whiplash

When a well hung white guy fucks your pussy real hard and does deep thrust in between.

I fucked jessica and everytime she told me to stop cause it hurt id deep thrust to make her tense up. Giving her cervical whiplash.

by Jwizzy1 August 13, 2019


Whiplash fan

A person that always plays the drums withouth drumsticks to look cool, and looks at the movie Whiplash at least 20 times a week with different people each time. They also try to master Caravan, but fails because they suck.

Not Whiplash fan: Can you hand me that book?
Whiplash fan: Fuck off, Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!

by Fletcher#fuckpigh April 4, 2017


WHIPLASH PANTS

Pants belonging to Whiplash..

I am currently dating Whiplash Pants.
Sew Also: Yancey pants,

Addicted to Angela Lansbury Porn.

See: Shelby or Fat Baby.
Also, My Ass and my Love

by Whiplash by Richard Jeff Yance March 28, 2022