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Someone whose spouse is consumed with being on the internet.
He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.
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male or female whoes other half would rather play the guitar with other 'muso types' than spend quality time with them...
Sarah had become a "guitar widow" since James joined a new band last weekend...
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Holding your penis as tightly as possible until it turns completely red and flailing it in circles like a peniscopter.
Barney perfectly demonstrated his Red Widow technique to the crowd of gawkers.
Is a Horse woman with a non horse husband. The spouse of the equestrian lady may as well be deceased; although actually alive, since he never appears in the barn.
Men who do not go to their wife's barn or horse events are non existent and thus their wife is called a barn widow.
A wife who has lost her husband (temporarily) to his fantasy sports obsession.
After my husband told me he had 15 ESPN fantasy baseball leagues this season, I began my mourning as a fantasy widow for the season.
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TDY stands for Temporary Duty and thus for military men and women who are deployed on a mission. A widow is someone whose husband passed away. Combined, it is used to express that your partner (husband/bf) is away from home and at times, you feel lonely due to that.
My man is gone TDY again, I feel like he's hardly ever home. I'm a TDY widow
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1. A poisonous spider.
2. A disingenuous woman who exploits her position in a relationship to the detriment of her partner.
3. In the conflict between Russia and Chechnya, a Chechen widow whose husband died at the hands of the Russians and who consequently becomes a terrorist, usually a suicide bomber, herself.
Example of #3: Authorities found that several of the terrorists involved in the Beslan school massacre were so-called "Black Widows."
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