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Baker Park is a park in Cammack Village, Arkansas. If your a child, go here during the day, if your here past 8 then you need to leave. If your an adult, play basketball here, but leave by 7. If your a teenager, arrive at 9 and stay as long as you fucking want, cuz the park is only fun at night.
Kid: "Man i played nerf at baker park the other day!"
Adult: "Oh yeah, I have to go to baker park to play basketball, just like everyday."
Teenager: "Man, we gonna hit up the pool at 5, then leave at 7 and go behind Jefferson Elementary and leave there at like 9 then go to Baker Park and just hang there and swing till like 1 A.M."
A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.
1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.
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Larry Baker is the sexual act of finding a man named Darrell McNeill. (or any convicted pedophile will do) Then beating the sperm outta his nipples and as the pleasure seeps through your body knowing your doing the world a favor by beating up said pedo, The cops violently cum in and next thing you know your in prison so now you can penetrate the pedo with your BBC (Big Black Cock) and it won't be considered gay.
So for the next 7 days you go Detroit on the pedophile's rectal cavity and as you climax your cock feels like a drug induced boner so as you look at the anus of the pedo you just pillaged like Columbus did to America. You notice he was smuggling drugs into prison so in the end the pedo gets 15 years added on to his prison sentence but as he heard how many years he cummed in his pants.
Person 1: Did you see the Larry Baker story on Fox News?
Person 2: Yeah! God bless him, Now that pedo won't be getting parole anytime soon and will more than likely die of prison rape before being set free in 24 years.
sexy mf from ginny and georgia
i love marcus baker, he’s so hot
A faggot cunt who is shit at 2 square, also has a fat head.
"Nick Baker, fuck off you cunt"
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A hilarious impressionist on youtube. He can do anyone's voice and has a crazy amount of videos, and has over 300 impressions online. His username is 'McGoiter'
Dude #1: Have you seen the new Brock Baker Video?!
Dude #2: YEAH, IT'S AMAZING!
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a lot of something, one more than a shitload
dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.