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He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!
The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.
Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'
J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'
Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
A noun used to label people who say anything you could call "gross". Should only be used when he/she makes a very gross statement or action.
1: "Hey ima jack your mother off cuz she has a penis"
2: "What the heck, man!? you're the gross meister!"
Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.
"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"
"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
Someone that controls how much some type of person can chilk chilking. The chilk meister is normally the person in a friend group that arranges hangouts and they are normally only virgins for the first two years of their lives.
Person 1: Woah did you see that new guy Brad?
Person 2: I bet he's a big chilk meister.
Person 1: I'd suck his dilk.
the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!
daughter 1: i really one this and this
kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️