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Tilly Patterson is a kind hearted girl, who can be annoying and all lovie dovie but she is one of the best friends you'll ever have..
Tilly Patterson
When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.
Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?
Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...
"RING RING"
Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"
Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!
Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man
D'mitri Patterson went up to selena and got rejected
A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees
Omg is that Eamon Patterson?
Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name
Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz
Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size
Omg Eamon Patterson has w skibidi toilet Ohio sigma grimace shake baby gronk livvy dunne rizz
The chad. The GOAT. The absolute expert at removing pussies from your WoW guild.
Patterson: "This is honestly the first interaction I've had with you in three days."