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When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.
Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?
Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...
"RING RING"
Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"
Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!
Patterson taking a poop.
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
This is a person who is very loyal with his tight group of friend and likes to start building projects with his friends and is very skinny, he is a little extra terrestrial and eager to eat into cycling and has great catch frames like YAAAAAAAAAH AND YEH MAN
A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.
Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!
Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man
D'mitri Patterson went up to selena and got rejected
Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name
Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz
Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size
Omg Eamon Patterson has w skibidi toilet Ohio sigma grimace shake baby gronk livvy dunne rizz