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when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.
the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.
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When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)
Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.
The Best movie ever, made a long time ago and full of fun and fantasy. Has a bunch of cool songs, and candy, you just can't beat it's greatness
come with me and you will see a world of pure imagination
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A Willy Wonka Colla Poppa is the moment when you're finishing in a girls face, and you take a shit on their neck.
Then choking them until they clean your anus, with their tongue.
it's either they do it, or DIE.
bitch you better like it, that's right! lick it! WILLY WONKA COLLA POPPA
NOW YOU CAN BREATHE.
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Okay lets say yo gurl on top right? An she bouncin on you pretty hard like she enjoyin you enjoyin yalls havin a good time right?
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.
Dude. I was hitting that hoe last night and Willy wonka's chocolate factory visited her walls...
Another name for a ghetto hood where there are lots of poor black people
Imma head down to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and shoot some niggas
The asshole itself when it puffs out after taking an extremely large dump.
I had a real Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye after I dropped that load off in the toilet.
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