Wine Douche

Another member of the obnoxious douche family that happens to be a wine snob who thinks status is judged by drink choices alone. This asshole puts themselves at a higher status than guys drinking 16-ounce PBRs out of a can. In reality, this preppy Wine Douche with the argyle socks will be the one who goes home and masturbates himself to sleep while the beer slugging dude gets a great blowjob from the hottest chick at the party. Many assholettes also fall into this category.

Who the fuck is that Wine Douche with the argyle socks that's contaminating this keg party with a bottle of Cote de Nuits, France?

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wine snob

A wine enthusiast, particularly one who is pretentious, or self-important because of their "immense wine knowledge."

A know a guy who's a wine snob, yesterday I offered to open a bottle of Bordeaux, and he wanted to know if it was pre-2000 before he agreed to drink it with me.

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Wine Connoisseur

Fat old men typically from California who contribute nothing to society. They use an extensive made-up vocabulary (similar to auctioneers) to make it sound like what they are saying is actually important.

Paris Hilton has been a pseudo-actress, pseudo-singer, and pseudo-model.

But if she really put her mind to it, she could become a full-fledged Wine Connoisseur no problem.

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dingleberry wine

The sweat in the crack of your ass that ferments on sweltering hot days.

This will be a good year for dingleberry wine.

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Wine and line

To entertain someone by giving them cocaine & alcohol, typically in order to gain their favour in some way, either personally or professionally.

I don't waste money at fancy restaurants on tinder dates anymore. It is easier to get them into bed if you just wine and line them instead.

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wine glassing

Like spooning and forking but when a girl, like, jumps on a guy and wraps her legs around him (in a wine glass shape).
;)

Ally: So, what did you do with that guy last night?
Gertrude: Just spooned him and stuff... ;)
Ally: No forking or wine glassing involved?
Gertrude: GOSH NO.

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Cisco Wine

The Kool aide from hell. This unearthly blend of burnt rubber, rubbing alcohol and possibly bum piss leads to hallucinations, mental retardation and lack of a home. Drinking a bottle leads to a 3 day hangover that the devil placed upon you himself. Also known as "liquid crack" this anitfreeze/cyanide concoction can also substitute for nail polish remover. If injected will cause tumors. Enjoy!

Scott: Why is Rhonda sleeping in a box under a bridge with no clothes?
Matt: oh she drank cisco wine last night

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