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The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.
stfu or imma come over there and beat you with a Persian wombat.
This amature rockstar named Brennan, nicknamed Barbie, derived from his long blond hair.
Known for his spontanious dry humor wittiness, having over 40 nicknames, knowing strange things about anything and everything, and being able to make almost anything, anything at all, into a sexual innuendo.
Known for psychotic tendancies, random hysterical actions, never backing down to a dare, knowing any song that anyone is listening to after a second of listening, and being on the radio at any given opportunity.
Writer of highly emotional aggressive or passionate songs and poetry.
Also, the guy your parents warned you about. Head HADJII, and Archdruid Bent Twig.
"Dude, Barbie is the most random wombat I have ever met, he should get his own fucking show! Dude can take anything and fuck that shit up!!"
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The action of showing someone a picture of Wombat Stu from Sonic The Hedgehog unexpectedly.
Guy 1: *Shows picture of Wombat Stu*
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You have been Wombat Stu'ed
Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you eat cookie pizza and watch dream manhunt.
I see you... Luke... Rob... Swoosh...
I'm watching you all
Yeah bro, I celebrate Wombat day
A naked gay fire flaming circus midget with a chode that is known for performing a gaggle of blumpkin's.
Brock DeLaCOCK has an unusual hobby of juggling Fruit Wombat's. :P
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Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
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an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.
Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!